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Acierocolotl: Fair and Balanced

Encoded Data Burst, ad nauseum (also Fair and Balanced)

Created on 2002-12-31 02:12:55 (#832831), last updated 2009-09-03

918 comments received, 1,138 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Barbedwire Jaguar

Contact:

ellejay@jagwire.org
Bio
Acierocolotl finds beauty in improbable pairings (you and it on a date, for instance), enjoys biting people in the brain, and appreciates being feared and loathed.

Primarily of Cr/Mb alloyed steel construction, then wrapped liberally in barbed wire, this unit has been programmed with a great deal of jaguar-like behaviour. Additionally, it is very fussy about its appearance, preferring to stay shiny, sometimes allowing itself to be buffed and waxed. With the spikes, however, this takes considerable care and practice and is not for those under the age of legal consent.

There is little of value here. This site currently serves as a long-term test of the Acierocolotl Random Data Generation Unit (ARDGU). Parameters indicate that the ARDGU is behaving within specifications.
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Interests (42):

barbed wire, brain bites, broccoli rowing, buffing, cactus felching, clubs with glass shards, dog wetting, dunta, excessive cheese, fender crushing, fury, giant robots, hypersonic cycling, innocent victims, irrelevant nonsense, keepsecrets thinkforward, kronko products, left, left-handed hummingbirds, lofofora, martial prowess, more dakka, nahuatlan, neck-snapping punches, obsidian wine-inspired dancing, orlando furioso, precious serpents, q-tip welding, robotic jaguars, sacrificial victims, satanic head bitie, sence bitey, shininess, smoked mirrors, smoked salmon, supersonic running, tepeyollotl, turkey pickling, utter annihilation, wanton destruction, your immediate family, your other mother

External Services:

LJ Talkacierocolotl@livejournal.com
AIMAcierocolotlAIM status
ICQ140647811ICQ status
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