Barbedwire Jaguar (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} acierocolotl) wrote,@ 2009-04-09 00:37:00 |
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MANswers?
Here's a brief thing, then:
When ensconsed in a hotel room and watching the telly for the first time in, shit, a very long time, we fetched up on Spike TV's "MANswers" show, which purports to have answers of great interest and importance to men, such as how one could most safely (from prosecution) seek out prostitutes, how to get inebriated as quickly as possible, or the size of breast required to crush a beer can.
It was of considerable interest and consternation that the girrul there was more intruiged by these answers than I.
(PS: The most efficient, gearless inebriation can be had by had by enema. Which I already knew anyway.)
Here's a brief thing, then:
When ensconsed in a hotel room and watching the telly for the first time in, shit, a very long time, we fetched up on Spike TV's "MANswers" show, which purports to have answers of great interest and importance to men, such as how one could most safely (from prosecution) seek out prostitutes, how to get inebriated as quickly as possible, or the size of breast required to crush a beer can.
It was of considerable interest and consternation that the girrul there was more intruiged by these answers than I.
(PS: The most efficient, gearless inebriation can be had by had by enema. Which I already knew anyway.)
