A letter to the Ten Ton Hammer fora:
Your "please come back to the forum!" e-mail reminder was written by a lonely bearded man who has never touched the skin of a woman.

I have never participated in your fora before this message, I have no interest in your fora, and I find the e-mails desperately clingy. Please leave me be.

I'd prefer not to spamblock, and would have preferred just to unsubscribe, but I don't see that option readily apparent and am disinclined to seriously commit to a hunt for it, so that leaves me here.

This is my not-precisely-polite (note the sarcasm please) attempt to have my account deleted and the e-mails cease. I trust you'd permit people to delete their accounts more readily, or for heavens sake, QUIT IT with the whining e-mails.

Really. It's grossly unprofessional (as is this message).

You're cordially invited to flame this message all you like; I have no intention of logging back in to reading replies, and would be seriously pleased if my account were deleted in its stead. If not, I suppose I'd be forced to write another of these posts. (I don't mind, it's kind of cathartic and juvenile.)

Yrs,
Acierocolotl